If you don't know the blues... there's no point in picking up the guitar and playing rock and roll or any other form of popular music.

You couldn't not like someone who liked the guitar.

This machine kills fascists.

The history of music is mortal, but the idiocy of the guitar is eternal.

My first wife said, 'It's either thatguitar or me,' you know -- and I giveyou three guesses which one went.