After all, the best part of a holiday is perhaps not so much to be resting yourself, as to see all the other fellows busy working.

The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.

My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat.

April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.

Every voyage is a new glorious experience.

Every travel is blessed adventure.

You recreate yourself, when you relax.

The traveler knows the grace of travel.

With me, a change of trouble is as good as a vacation.

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.

The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful.

To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.

A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by Mother, who sees that the others get it.