A long time ago people believed that the world is flat and the moon is made of green cheese. Some still do, to this day. The man on the moon is looking down and laughing.

Never laugh at the fate of others, you are the next

Boys are rewarded for playing games where they line up by height and then run into walls. Perhaps I'm making that up--or perhaps you should do a Google search for Guy Runs into Wall for Fun.Not only do women hold up half the sky; we do it while carrying a 500-pound purse.From age sixteen to age twenty, a woman's body is a temple. From twenty-one to forty-five, it's an amusement park. From forty-five on, it's a terrarium.Bring your sense of humor with you at all times. Bring your friends with a sense of humor. If their friends have a sense of humor, invite them, too

Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

Laughing at your pettiness probably works better than scolding yourself for it.

Poison. he said, deadpan. That's an unusual name to give your child. You must love her very much.She's a treasure. Bram agreed, blithely ignoing the sarcasm.....Then went a few dozen feet in silence, until they were out of eaarshor of the gaurd.She's a treasure. Poison mimicked, and Bram burst out laughing.

It's better to die laughing than to live each moment in fear.