Every time I saw Lacey, she'd gained five more pounds. She was turning into the kind of obese girl who does her hair like a forties pinup and wears bright red lipstick, a blue polka-dot dress with a white doily collar, colorful tattoos across her huge, smushed cleavage, as if these considerations would distract us from how fat and miserable she'd become.

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.

A fat man is never so happy as when he is describing himself as robust.

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.

The one way to get thin is to reestablish a purpose in life.

Count no matron happy until she hath passed thirty, and hath not waxed fat.

If all the world were fat there would be no more wars.

Imprisoned in every fat man a thin one is wildly signalling to be let out.