Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.

There's No Business Like Show Business

Here the phony tinsel is stripped away and you can see the real tinsel.

Changing agents is like changing deck chairs on the Titanic.

If you can tune into the fantasy life of an eleven-year-old girl, you can make a fortune in this business.

Only at a wrap party will you find Hitler dancing with a dolly grip.

Whom God wishes to destroy, He first makes successful in show business.

Show business is like sex. When it's wonderful, it's wonderful. But when it isn't very good, it's still all right.