"My shift isn't over until six,— I say glumly."Hold on," he says. He pulls a Blackberry from his coat pocket and taps out a text. It buzzes, and he taps out another text before stashing it back in his pocket. "I think you can take the rest of the afternoon off.""I only have a week left, but my boss would kill me," I say."I'm your boss, Anna.""What do you mean?"There's that smile again, the one with all those teeth. "I just bought Walmart," he says."

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Andrew Shaffer is an American author known for satirical and genre fiction. His books include parody titles and bestselling mystery novels. He is also recognized for humor writing tied to popular culture.

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