"I like my tea like I like my men,— I say. With the last name "Grey." But I realize that's too forward, so I add, "Black."He raises an eyebrow."I mean, not that I exclusively like black men," I say, trying to recover. "I like other kinds of tea. And men."—Have you ever tasted...white tea, Anna?"

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Andrew Shaffer is an American author known for satirical and genre fiction. His books include parody titles and bestselling mystery novels. He is also recognized for humor writing tied to popular culture.

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