"You haven't lived till you've played Scrabble in a psych ward." ― Artie Lange From Artie Lange Comedian Added on 1/31/2026 About Artie Lange American stand-up comedian, actor, and radio personality known for Mad TV and The Howard Stern Show. He later released memoirs and performed stand-up nationally. He was born in 1967. Born: 1967-10-11 View all quotes from Artie Lange