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"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."

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About Artie Lange

American stand-up comedian, actor, and radio personality known for Mad TV and The Howard Stern Show. He later released memoirs and performed stand-up nationally. He was born in 1967.

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