"New Rule: If you're one of the one-in-three married women who say your pet is a better listener than your husband, you talk too much. And I have some bad news for you: Your dog's not listening, either; he's waiting for food to fall out of your mouth."

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Bill Maher is an American comedian, political commentator, and television host. He is known for programs including Politically Incorrect and Real Time with Bill Maher.

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