If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.

Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day. It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.

The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.

No matter how close we are to another person, few human relationships are as free from strife, disagreement, and frustration as is the relationship you have with a good dog. Few human beings give of themselves to another as a dog gives of itself. I also suspect that we cherish dogs because their unblemished souls make us wish - consciously or unconsciously - that we were as innocent as they are, and make us yearn for a place where innocence is universal and where the meanness, the betrayals, and the cruelties of this world are unknown.

A dog is the most joyful friend that you can have.

A living dog is better than a dead lion

A hunter who is going to shoot an antelope does not waste his bullets on the dog.

If you were called to gallop like the horse, never end up hopping like the frog. Rise up for greatness.

You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one whohas failed to find sympathy in men.

The dog is a Yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a Yes-man.

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, when doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.

Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.

A wet dog is lovingest.

A dog has the soul of a philosopher.

All knowledge, the totality of all questions and answers, is contained in the dog.

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

-Why do dogs lick their private parts? -Because they can.

Dogs are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell.