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"Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he thought we were headed to Iraq."

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About Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler is an American comedian, writer, and television host. She is best known for hosting the late-night talk show Chelsea Lately from 2007 to 2014. She has also published bestselling memoirs and comedy books.

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