My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.

Sam came around the side of the car and stopped dead when he saw me. "Oh my God, what is THAT?" I used my thumb and middle finger to flick the multicolored pom-pom on top of my head. "In my language, we call it a HAT. It keeps my ears warm." "Oh my God," Sam said again, and closed the distance between us. He cupped my face in his hands and studied me. "It's horribly cute." He kissed me, looked at the hat, and then he kissed me again. I vowed never to lose the pom-pom hat.

Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information?— Bones asked, getting back to the subject. "You to take me," she replied at once. "Not gonna happen!" I spat, squeezing him possessively. Three sets of widened eyes fixed on me. That's when I realized that what I had a firm grip on was no longer his hand.

She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn't help thinking there was nothing hotter than a girl who didn't mind getting her hands dirty. But of course, that was just a general comment. Didn't apply to Calypso. Obviously.

Huh, Leo said. Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a total klutz.She smirked. A job, eh? Making things in your forge?Nah, we could start our own shop, Leo said, surprising himself. Starting a machine shop had always been one of his dreams, but he'd never told anyone about it. Leo and Calypso's Garage: Auto Repair and Mechanical Monsters.

I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.

Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.