"One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern." ― Chelsea Handler Funny From Chelsea Handler Comedian Added on 1/31/2026 About Chelsea Handler Chelsea Handler is an American comedian, writer, and television host. She is best known for hosting the late-night talk show Chelsea Lately from 2007 to 2014. She has also published bestselling memoirs and comedy books. Born: 1975-02-25 View all quotes from Chelsea Handler
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