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"Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again!"

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"I think that it is important that one grows a thick skin fast in this business, and I think we ha..."
"My maternal grandmother, Annie Sparks, lived with our family during the while I was growing up. W..."
"I'm as thick as a plank."