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"Answers to Frequently Asked Questions:Yes.Yes.No.One time in high school.Three times in my twenties.Rocks no salt.Yes.Four.Never. And how dare you!I will take no further questions."

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About Ellen DeGeneres

American comedian, actress, writer, and television host best known for The Ellen DeGeneres Show. She also starred in the sitcom Ellen and voiced Dory in Finding Nemo and Finding Dory.

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