"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween." ― Erma Bombeck Funny Humor From Erma Bombeck Journalist Added on 1/31/2026 About Erma Bombeck Born: 1927-02-21 View all quotes from Erma Bombeck
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