"People say it is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made." ― Joan Rivers From Joan Rivers Comedian Added on 1/31/2026 About Joan Rivers American comedian, writer, and television host known for pioneering women in late-night TV. She hosted The Late Show Starring Joan Rivers and was widely recognized for her stand-up and red carpet commentary. Born: 1933-06-08 Died: 2014-09-04 View all quotes from Joan Rivers