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"It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs."

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About Jon Stewart

American comedian, writer, producer, and television host best known for The Daily Show. He also hosted The Problem with Jon Stewart and has been active in political and veterans advocacy.

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