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"By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams."

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About Jon Stewart

American comedian, writer, producer, and television host best known for The Daily Show. He also hosted The Problem with Jon Stewart and has been active in political and veterans advocacy.

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