"If you're listening to this, congratulations! You survived Doomsday.I'd like to apologize straightaway for any inconvenience the end of the world may have caused you. The earthquakes, rebellions, riots,tornadoes, floods, tsunamis, and of course the giant snake who swallowed the sun— I'm afraid most of that was our fault. Carter and I decided we should at least explain how it happened."
Earthquake
Funny
Destruction
Flood