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"When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back"

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About Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield was an American stand-up comedian and actor known for his self-deprecating catchphrase about getting no respect. He became a major comedy star through nightclub work, television appearances, and films such as Caddyshack and Back to School. Dangerfield also supported younger comedians through his clubs and productions.

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