"Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset."

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American comedian, writer, and television host known for The Colbert Report and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. He first gained national prominence as a correspondent on The Daily Show.

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