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"America used to live by the motto Father Knows Best. Now we're lucky if Father Knows He Has Children. We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies."

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About Stephen Colbert

American comedian, writer, and television host known for The Colbert Report and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. He first gained national prominence as a correspondent on The Daily Show.

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