If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know! the man yelled. Really? said Vimes. What's the orbital velocity of the moon?What?Oh, you'd like something simpler?

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

Beauty is a whore, I like money better.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

When all else fails, there's always delusion.

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

Absurdity is the ecstasy of intellectualism.

God made everything out of the void, but the void shows through.

The more absurd life is, the more insupportable death is.

Man's progress is but a gradual discovery that his questions have no meaning.

Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once, but now I know it.

The absurd is essentially a divorce. It lies in neither of the elements compared; it is born of their confrontation.

If life must not be taken too seriously-then so neither must death.

Unextinguished laughter shakes the skies.

In a world where everything is ridiculous, nothing can be ridiculed. You cannot unmask a mask.