Son, in life you do not fight battles because you expect to win......you fight them merely because they need to be fought.-Snagglepuss

I try not to speak to critics. It only encourages them.-Snagglepuss

The world is on fire, young man. As writers, it is only proper that we do what we can to warn people.But in telling the truth to the world, don't lie to yourself. Write whatever you want. Tell the truth. Just don't imagine that you are changing anything.Like I said, people just want to have a good time. -Snagglepuss

I am willing to make people uncomfortable so that my daughter doesn't have to!

My heart started racing, not the bad kind of heart racing, like I'm going to die. But the good kind of heart racing, like, Hello, can I help you with something? If not, please step aside because I'm about to kick the shit out of life.

Well, I've always wanted to call my son

CHORONZON I am anti-life, the beast of judgement. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, Gods, worlds... of everything. And what will you be then, Dreamlord?MORPHEUS I am hope.

That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.

Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.

I just wanted all the wars to be over so that we could spend the money on starships and Mars colonies.

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

For some folks death is release, and for others death is an abomination, a terrible thing. But in the end, I'm there for all of them.

Maybe I had a secret identity, but then when you think about it, don't we all? A part of ourselves very few people ever get to see. The part we think of as me. The part that deals with the big stuff. Makes the real choices. The part everything else is a reflection of.

Socrates should have written comics.