Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.

I wasn't strong enough to have an eating disorder. I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that's not even anorexic. And I quit. I was like, 'Ma, can you make me a sandwich? Like, immediately.'

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

At the end of the day, nobody cares how much you tried, what the deal was, or if you were a good guy or a bad guy.

I'm totally not against plastic surgery. I've tried Botox before. That's the only thing that I've done.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

I just tried to keep my cool and continue with my race plan: to win.

For a while I was suicidal and I tried to kill myself. I think I should have died about four times.

You must accept that you might fail; then, if you do your best and still don't win, at least you can be satisfied that you've tried. If you don't accept failure as a possibility, you don't set high goals, you don't branch out, you don't try - you don't take the risk.

I have tried to lift France out of the mud. But she will return to her errors and vomitings. I cannot prevent the French from being French.

It's better to have tried and failed than never tried, you can rest easy knowing you gave it a go.

I've never done Botox in my life. But I've probably tried everything else under the sun.

If you tried to give rock and roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'.

I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing.

You try something, it doesn't work, and maybe people even criticize you. In a fixed mindset, you say, 'I tried this, it's over.' In a growth mindset, you look for what you've learned.

For many years, I tried to make New Year's resolutions. I made lists and shot for great heights: I would show altruism and exert moral strength, patience and all those other great attributes.

A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!

I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.

I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity.

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.