Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.

Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.

I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.

The Internet is the Viagra of big business.

I think that in our society we should do everything to encourage child-bearing and family-making. And I think that if insurance will cover Viagra for men, it should also be covering these kinds of methods to try to build families.

There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.