The extremes of vice and virtue are alike detestable; absolute virtue is as sure to kill a man as absolute vice is.

It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations.

All the Christian virtues rolled into one make a ball that won't bounce.

Often devotion to virtue arises from sated desire.

Virtue has its own reward but no sale at the box office.

A vice is merely a pleasure to which somebody has objected.

Virtue is praised but hated. People run away from it, for it is ice cold and in this world you must keep your feet warm.

Virtue consists in avoiding scandal and venereal disease.

Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.

Vice is its own reward.

You bet I did. And I enjoyed it.

Lust is the craving for salt of a man who is dying of thirst.