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"The combination of ammonia and chloride can be lethal but I've discovered it can work miracles as long as you keep telling yourself, I want to love, I want to live..."

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"Life is a paradox. Every truth has its counterpart which contradicts it; and every philosopher su..."
"In my country, we go to prison first and then become president."
"The sentence was seven years' hard labor, to be followed by five in exile. I was not frightened. ..."