I have nothing to declare except my genius.

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

So many books, so little time.

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

The covers of this book are too far apart.