I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.

Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made a mistake that cost the company $600,000. No, I replied, I just spent $600,000 training him. Why would I want somebody to hire his experience?

There's a lot of things we go through and we don't even know why... At the end of the day, God has a purpose and a plan for you, and that's kind of how I take that.

My own brain is to me the most unaccountable of machinery - always buzzing, humming, soaring roaring diving, and then buried in mud. And why? What's this passion for?

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. You taught me the game and you taught me how to play it right.

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

True leaders don't invest in buildings. Jesus never built a building. They invest in people. Why? Because success without a successor is failure. So your legacy should not be in buildings, programs, or projects; your legacy must be in people.

Directions are instructions given to explain how. Direction is a vision offered to explain why.

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it.

I don't have any control over what actually happens except for that I have full control over my will for myself, my intention, and why I'm there. That's all that matters.